"Pleasedoctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
The doctor says, "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
The man says, "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
"No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
"Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"
The doctor (now in anger), "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
The man (still screaming in pain), "On my finger! The bee stung me on my fingerand it really hurts"
The doc (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"
(innocently) "How am i to know? All bees look the same to me."
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