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Dysfunctional section of a Hallmark store!

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

posted by SS @ 6:01 AM